Nude rollercoastering!

Percy Schmeiser, a Canadian farmer, lost his Supreme Court battle with Monsanto. Monsanto’s genetically-engineered seeds blew onto his property from a neighboring farm, and the agribusiness giant sued him for patent infringement.

SBC fights outsourcing and settles strike dispute — maybe they can provide California residents with reasonably-priced phone service.

80 British students broke the world’s record for nude rollercoastering. Strangely tied into comfort with the global warming issue, Vladimir Putin expressed that Russia is leaning towards signing the Kyoto Protocol.

Tony Randall, my inspiration for cleanliness from his Felix Unger character on the Odd Couple, left this world.

A message from Pat Robertson

A message from Pat Robertson and the “Vote No on Jesus” campaign.

“Jesus’ environmental advocacy resembles that of your common, everyday hippy: He has criticized our reliance on fossil fuels and insists that businesses adopt unfair and impractical pollution prevention measures. He also goes barefoot to public events and has yet to shower or shave as far as I can tell. Messiah or not, there is no room for grungy tree-huggers in the White House.”
– Pat Robertson’s “Vote No on Jesus” campaign, from McSweeney’s

E in WWE Enron?

Jeffrey Skilling of Enron in a drunken brawl. And then two California runaways diguised as rural Canadians were found — what’s strange is one of them is called Tom Green, but it’s not the comedian.

Offshoring is bringing doubters of its effectiveness for a company’s bottom line, which complain about a lack of available programmers. Not so, says Fast Company.

Democrats are better for the economy, and Wall St should take note, says the Christian Science Monitor.

MSNBC opines that the housing market is about to go “Pop!”, if interest rates start rising and people stop refinancing.