Mortie, Mortie: He's no shorty, Mortie.
And the award for most misleading graph goes to: CNN!
And the award for worst website design without a hint of irony goes to: Western State Bank!
A beautiful musical interlude awaits here.
Before knowing that Jerry Springer goes live on Air America April 1st, replacing the Unfiltered show with Chuck D and Rachel Maddow weekday mornings.
A chance snapshot of Tracy and I at the Mirabeau Room during the Atomic Bombshells burlesque show!
All is right in the world: Tivo is saved by Comcast, Bernie Ebbers is going to jail, and most importantly, Trailer Park Boys Season 4 is released to DVD on April 12th.
Batman computer animation as Legos — well-done, too.
Did I say all is right in the world? Not so fast. Paul Wolfowitz is nominated for president of the World Bank, and the Senate gives authorization to open up ANWR for drilling.
Still, Trailer Park Boys Season 4 is released to DVD on April 12th.
A play I’d like to see: Rush Limbaugh in Night School.
A long-but-beautifully-crafted-and-self-explanatory URL: http://www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com/
Dead at 68: I remember Dave Allen, Irish comedian, from late night PBS in suburban Chicago, with his trademark cigarette, whiskey and tall barstool seat, telling jokes for a half-hour.
Canadian mag MacLeans asks: Is America going broke? And to cheer you up, this beautiful John Coltrane-inspired animation. And then a kinda neat Montage-a-Google.
One more thing: piling your dreads under that knit cap makes your head look like a Jiffy Pop about to explode. Yeah, I’m talking to you, environmentalists. It’s time to keep up appearances.
Queer Eye for the Green Guy: The left needs a makeover in order to be taken seriously, starting with their appearance.
Yahoo! offers a top 100 Netrospective moments of the web. Number 16 is IMDb, one step below the dancing baby. Non-netrospectively, the BBC is ordered not to compete with commercial television and must instead focus on high-quality public service programming.
Beams of sunlight reflected from the hall have roasted the sidewalk to 140 degrees Fahrenheit, enough to melt plastic and cause serious sunburn to people standing on the street.
Symptoms prior to Walt Disney Concert Hall shimmering stainless steel panels receiving a good sanding
Ankle bracelets for law abiding immigrants — whaaaaa? Speaking of immigrants, Governor Schwarzenegger expresses support for adding 1 million solar power panels to California rooftops. Speaking of property, street gangs are now staking out turf on the Web., while Donald Rumsfeld is being sued by the ACLU and Human Rights First in his role with authorizing torture.
Let it die. Space flight industry officials donate $3 million to save Star Trek Enterprise.
Halle Berry receives a Razzle for her work on Catwoman.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez’ film flop Gigli won worst “comedy” of the last 25 years while John Travolta’s sci-fi film Battlefield Earth won worst “drama” since 1980.
More Razzles
How to destroy the Earth: a guide. And in related news, $50,000 saves Toby the Bunny.
Hunter Thompson dead at 67. I just finished Hell’s Angels a year ago, and saw both Bill Murray and Johnny Depp portray him. And Duke from Doonesbury.
Thompson “took his life with a gunshot to the head,” the wife and son said in a statement released to the Aspen Daily News. The statement asked for privacy for Thompson’s family and, using the Latin term for Earth, added, “He stomped terra.”
Latin noun used for brief eulogy
