Do you celebrate vice? Invest in the Vice Fund. This commercial would keep me from investing in tobacco. Investments in disorderly conduct are not in the fund, but can be found on the police record of Apprentice contestant Chris.
Buster, the Bluth family’s simpering youngest son, had his hand bitten off by a crazed seal; he’s spent most of the season with a hook. His older brother, Gob, had two fingers lopped off in an errant magic trick. In the same episode, Michael Bluth, the show’s main character, had his calf muscles shortened by an incompetent surgeon.
The brilliant Arrested Development, eroding bits-at-a-time, via loss of limbs.
Behold the robot jockey, set to replace humans in horseraces.
Fantastic article about Gene Wilder and his autobiography, Kiss Me Like a Stranger, in the Washington Post.