Sometimes it’s better just not to know: scientists have created a computer-based likeness of what Elvis might look like at the age of 70. And then Mississippi libraries banned Jon Stewart’s “America: The Book” because of one page: where one could place robes on nude Supreme Court justices to “restore their dignity”. Great publicity for the book, and again the next day, where the ban was rescinded. WalMart still refuses to carry the book.
Mortie, Mortie: He's no shorty, Mortie.