But I wanted two fives

Fidel asked FDR for a $10 bill, but only got a letter back.

It was so weird listening to the portraits of Bill and Hillary Clinton unveiled, because Dubya was the emcee and kept singing the former President and First Lady’s praises. Briefly, it reminded me when our country wasn’t so divided. An hour later, business as usual.

A wussy Supreme Court decision.

Howard Dean’s scream was aired separately from the crowd applause, thus distorting its emphasis.