A message from Pat Robertson and the “Vote No on Jesus” campaign.
“Jesus’ environmental advocacy resembles that of your common, everyday hippy: He has criticized our reliance on fossil fuels and insists that businesses adopt unfair and impractical pollution prevention measures. He also goes barefoot to public events and has yet to shower or shave as far as I can tell. Messiah or not, there is no room for grungy tree-huggers in the White House.”
– Pat Robertson’s “Vote No on Jesus” campaign, from McSweeney’s